Test day

I have to leave in like 15 min to go and take my test, so I thought I would post some fun stuff first. :)

Some fashion tips for the guys (from Men's Health):

"Beer guts, stubby legs, second heads. It's hard hiding our body problems. Fourtunately, fashion can help:

~Problem: You're short. Long pants and solid-colored shirts in lighter shades help. Avoid horizontal stripes.
~Problem: Beer belly. Wear dark colors. They're slimming. Choose shorts two shades lighter than your shirt, they draw attention away from your stomach.
~Problem: Skinny legs. Shorts that are too long or too short emphasize your toothpicks. Go for midthigh.
~Problem: You're very tall. Wear a shirt with horizontal stripes. For the lower body, stick with long pants."

This was funny to me b/c what guy really cares??

Funny quote: "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde

Funny thing from work that is funny when you don't know what is being talked about: "Please send the insured a letter asking them to remove the tramps in the next 60 days. Please forward a copy to me so I can document the file. I will check back in 60 days to see if the insured has complied."

It just makes me think that someone has a bunch of hookers hanging out in their front yard or something.

Well that's all for now. I have some funny pictures too, but Dave has to show me how to post them so those will come later. :)

Test day

I have to leave in like 15 min to go and take my test, so I thought I would post some fun stuff first. :)

Some fashion tips for the guys (from Men's Health):

"Beer guts, stubby legs, second heads. It's hard hiding our body problems. Fourtunately, fashion can help:

~Problem: You're short. Long pants and solid-colored shirts in lighter shades help. Avoid horizontal stripes.
~Problem: Beer belly. Wear dark colors. They're slimming. Choose shorts two shades lighter than your shirt, they draw attention away from your stomach.
~Problem: Skinny legs. Shorts that are too long or too short emphasize your toothpicks. Go for midthigh.
~Problem: You're very tall. Wear a shirt with horizontal stripes. For the lower body, stick with long pants."

This was funny to me b/c what guy really cares??

Funny quote: "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde

Funny thing from work that is funny when you don't know what is being talked about: "Please send the insured a letter asking them to remove the tramps in the next 60 days. Please forward a copy to me so I can document the file. I will check back in 60 days to see if the insured has complied."

It just makes me think that someone has a bunch of hookers hanging out in their front yard or something.

Well that's all for now. I have some funny pictures too, but Dave has to show me how to post them so those will come later. :)